Happy Single Valentine’s Day
Another single Valentine’s Day. Another year gone by and here you are again, wondering how you’re going to spend this special day alone. Another long day of watching happy couples hugging and kissing on the crowded street. Like a car crash, you’re riveted, watching them hold hands and gaze into each other’s eyes. They’re so in love it makes... [Read more of this review]
February 10, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Your Horoscope for 2010
Aries Something new in your career is about to hit, and it might be a promotion. But don’t make a drastic move until the second quarter of the year. Your family life will improve then too so just hold tight. Be patient. Generally, your life and marital relations are supposed to be very satisfactory and your health excellent. Dear Aries, you seem to... [Read more of this review]
February 9, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Bad Parenting
The true joys of parenting are getting your children to follow closely in your footsteps and most of the time, they do. You lead by example and they copy every move. Then they ask a lot of questions and begin to understand why you do the things you do. When they’re really young, however, they follow blindly so make sure that the path you’re taking... [Read more of this review]
February 7, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Evolution of Change
Look how far we’ve come. So much change, so much time actually. And now there is a bigger need for change in a lot less time. Barack Obama launched his new slogan, “Change We Need” and it’s not surprising, since clearly the change we used to believe in hasn’t worked. While it may be hard to change, we all have to hope that somewhere, something... [Read more of this review]
February 5, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Road Rage Quiz
Are you ready to R..R…R…Rumble? Have you been accused of being a “RAGER” of the road kind? Have those drives into work or school become increasingly colorful in language and have the old road signals turned into gestures of the most obscene kind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then maybe it’s time for you to test your ROAD... [Read more of this review]
February 3, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Destination Unknown
This is what happens when a man’s navigation system fails him, he forgets it at home, or somewhere between Earth and the Moon, he decides to find his own way back to camp. On land or in space, it’s all the same. And obviously it’s a man, since a woman would stop and ask for directions. Naturally. But you should always plan your route and make... [Read more of this review]
January 28, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Pamela’s XXX-ray
It looks like Spalding is rebranding their look with the real use of basketballs. Clearly, Pamela’s XXX-ray shows her basketballs to be firm, round and perfectly large. The risk of deflation and puncture is minimal and there is the added protection of thick rubber. Other features are: exceptional feel, maintenance free performance, no seepage, no... [Read more of this review]
January 27, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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The New Map of The World According to Americans
Here is a different version of the world according to Americans. Doesn’t this look so much better than the old one? This map is much more precise, providing plenty of political, social, geographical, economic, and animal features. But it’s strange that only two names appear: Osama bin Laden and Xena the Warrior Princess. There must be some... [Read more of this review]
January 26, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Building a Snowman
It’s been a very cold winter in the United States with snow, snow and more snow. In fact, it just hasn’t stopped falling in a lot of places. Snowmen are everywhere, keeping very busy! Make the best of getting stuck in the snow by doing what the snowmen (and snow – women) do! And WOW, that’s definitely more than a handful! So alleviate... [Read more of this review]
January 13, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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Living with a Lesbian: It’s Not What You Think
You’re looking for a new roommate. You put an ad on craigslist and wait to see who calls. One day a girl comes by. She seems nice and funny, full of charisma and charm. Immediately, you think, great, I’ve found the perfect roommate! She moves in, everything is going well, except you don’t quite understand her relationship situation. She says... [Read more of this review]
January 4, 2010 by Smart Diva Online
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